Ship's Log: Two Harbor's Buccaneer Days: 10-3-08

Why is the rum always gone,

Cause all the pirates be partyin' at dar Two Harbor Buccaneer Days. I took the local ferry, the Catalina Express on friday. The tall ship, Lynn, made an appearance. I spend the weekend unloading me Molly Roger goods & calendars ta the hundreds of partying pyrates.

Sink n' scuttle me if I didn' have a long hard day placin' me Molly mark on dar many wenches lovely treasure chest. I pyrate's work is never done, arrrgh!

Ship's Log: Baltimore Pyrate Invasion Pub Crawl, 4-19-08

A night of pyrateness,

This be me first pub crawl n' be a grand experience, yarrr! I'd discovered there be two different pub crawls fer the Baltimore Pyrate Invasion, one put on by the Fells Point Development Corp. for the general public n' the secret one by the original pirates who started it fer the re-enactors. I went around marking buxom wenches with me Molly RogerMolly Roger Temporary Tattoos. Did I say I licked them on, pulled off the paper with my teeth, fan them dry with my Iron Fan, then took photos of them. Next time will bring more tattoos.

Send in Pirate Portraits

At yer service,

Fer all ye freebooters in distant ports that have been wantin' a grand Pirate Portraits of yerself, but can make it into my home port of San Diego, I now offer a Send in your own photo service. This makes a perfect gift fer the pyrate lover who has chest full of every imaginable treasure in the seven seas, yarrr!

Speaking of gifts, 2008 Hot Pirate Babes Calendar make wonderful boot stuffers fer the men folk in yer life or Molly Roger Wench Wear fer the sausy pirette in yer life.

Ship's Log: Buccaneer Days at 2 Harbors: 10-5-07

Storm Seas Abound,

I brought a load of booty over to the General Store at 2 Harbor fer thar 18th Annual Buccaneer Days. I took the local ferry, the Catalina Express on friday, which be the harshest sea me damn eyes have ever a seen, arrrugh. The tall ship, American Pride had to be rescue on her return vovage from Catalina Island, all sea traffic be cancelled fer the rest of the day. A day trip turned into an entire weekend. Marooned on a desert island with a thousand partyin' pyrates. It be rewardin' seeing scores of wenches wearin' the mark of the Molly Roger.

The British gave me quarter on thar ship, me first time sleeping on the water, a small 20 foot boat with waves lapping all night. It be quite refreshing not havin' to work a photo booth, all I do is drink rum n' look for potential Hot Pirate Babe Models. Life be rough fer a rogue like me, but someone gotta do it. I entered the costume contest, be a finalist fer best pirate n' most original, but lost to a rat n' a parrot.

Ship's Log: Las Vegas Resort Gift Show: 9-27-07

Here's luck n' fair wind to ye,

The Molly Roger being so popular, I have begin wholesalin' thar produce line. So I went to me first merchant show, the Las Vegas Resort Gift Show. Captain Starwise provided me his 10 foot ship's mast to decorate me booth, ain't she a beauty!

I had high hopes fer the show, but it provided slim pickin'. I did sell some of me ware to the General Store at 2 Harbor on Catalina Island, who invited me to thar Buccaneer Day's next week.

Ship's Log: Talk Like A Pirate Day: 9-19-07

Aye Shallywages,

This be the international day fer all common folk to Talk Like a Pirate! Cruised up to me mates Clay at his Ye Olde Studio City Tattoo , where he be celebratin' this day by providing pirate tattoos, music n' fun. Even Cap'n Slappy n' Ol'Chumbucket the original creator of Talk Like A Pirate Day drop by to get thar first tattoo.

After way I made me way down to Enchanted Deva to where many o' pirate soul be gatherin' to watch performance. A beautiful troup of pirate belly dancer provided an eyeful.

Ship's Log: Rollercon, 8-9-07

Prepare to be boarded mates,

I traveled the Las Wages, NV to visit them thar Molly Roger Roller Derby Team. As they be attendin' RollerCon , the 3rd annual convention of women's roller derby teams. The sport grew like wild fire after the TV program RollerGirls aired on cable. There are over 100 teams n' many be sporting pyrate symbols.

I got to know the 8 team members that come down from Florida: Rue Morgue, Habeas Corpus,Holly Hacksaw, Garbage Pail Kid, Buxom Basher, Davy Jones' Blocker, Mama Bear& Ginger Rum Punch. We took some team shots infront of them thar pirate ships infront of Treasure Island n' gathered a crowd of spectators. I also did a photoshot with Megan, as a potential 2009 Calendar Model.

Ship's Log: ComicCon, 7-26-07

Here be luck n' fair wind to ye,

I be attendin' San Diego Comic Con fer half a score, it be growin' to as big as the Evil East Indian Mouse Company. Luck be with me n' I meet with Pirate n' Faerie Magazine on thursday, but thar booth be a bit sparce. I offered to bring some of me pyrate props n' some of my wares, which they gladly accepted. I dressed some of thar wench n' taugh them to fight with a cutlass.

I just picked up me new 2008 Hot Pirate Babe Calendar on monday n' since Pirates Magazine be one of my proud sponsor, we had them calendars available fer sale at Comic Con. Them calendar be a big hit with the many pirates that be passing by. Some of me fans be purchasing me tanktops n' dressin' right in thar booth, yarrrr!

Ship's Log: A Pyrate's Life

Party Like it's 1699,

Last year I threw me first pirate party, the entire krewe had a blast. So here we be a mere 2 weeks til the 2nd A Pyrate's Life Party. This partee be thee Official 2008 Hot Pirate Babe release, so every pirate or couple be gettin' there very own sign copy of the new calendar.

Damn me eyes, thar be more: 4 course Cajon feast, all ye can drink gorg, ale or lemon-tea, sword fighting classes, how to talk like a pirate lesson, learn some pyrate drinkin' song, followed by pirate dinner show by Pirates for Hire, Fire Dance by StarDust, Music by thee Doxie Chicks, n' a special Pirate gogo dance. Attend me partee n' be blessed with plentyful booty.

Ship's Log: Molly Roger Roller Girls

Avast Ye Spicy Sea Mates,



Molly Roger now has an all female roller derby team, yarrrrrrr! They be out in Melbourne, FL; about a hour south of Orlando on the Atlantic Coast. They be sporting my Molly Roger tanktop as their new uniform at tonights game. You go girl, n' win a bout fer me! They picked the Party Like it 1699 & the new Molly Roger on the Compass Rose tanktops. You can get yours at: Molly Roger website.

They are trying to raise money to fund their trip ta Roller Con in Las Vegas on Aug 8-12. I donated some product for them to sell. They have a myspace site: Molly Roger Roller Girls . If they make it to RollerCon, I will go up and take some team photos.