Ships Log, Florida Ren Festival, 2-28-10

Good Day Me Lord,


I fancied a a day from me shop ta go down the coast to attend the Florida Renaissance Festival, where I meet some one of the first pirates I shoot in Florida 2 year ago. It was big, but not as big as the Southern CA Pleasure Faire. Here be a confederation of three different pirate krewe doing the black powder demostration, which I got be part of with my newly acquired hand cannon. Without a doubt a fun day to be had.

Here be

Ship's Log: Age of Chivalry: 10-10-08

What dar desert winds may bring,


This be me very last West Coast event before setting sail to the Island of Virgins. In the desert of Las Vegas, I seek fortune at the Age of Chivalry, one massive Renaissance faire of 50,000 folk in one weekend. This be one interesting fantasy faire with The Wild, Vikings, Belly Dancers, Gladiators, Scottish, Fairies, Queen & her court n' Pirates.



Here be Yaya Han, Miss Feb. of the 2009 Hot Pirate Babes Calendar model, who be signing her authographs fer those lucky visitor to me photo booth. As with most events in this down economy, my best event of last year didn't bring me fortune, but the same dry cough that I caught last year, arrrrrgh!

Ship's Log: Escondido Renaissance Faire, 4-6-08

Gentlemen of Fortune,

I have done dar Escondido Renaissance Faire more than any other, mostly will very good fortune. But ill winds can blow my way for two long weeks n' wreak yer best laid plans.

At least is very close to my home port of San Diego n' I can enjoy being entertained by lovely belly dancers.

Ship's Log: Palm Spring's Ren Festival, 3-28-08

Desert Treasures,

The Palm Springs Renaissance Festival be another pleasurable event put on by Crossroads Group.

My Dress Like a Pirate Photo Booth was next to Lisa, the beautiful bodice maker. She kept sending me lovely wench wrapped in her bodices.

Sometimes even slow events can be profitable. After the Festival ended, I walked down the street to the Spa Resort Casino for drinking, wenching n' gambling, three favorite pyrate activities.

Ship's Log: Yuma Ren Faire, 2-1-08

Ahoy Maties,

I be in desert for the 2nd Yuma Renaissance Faire. I did find me some wenches n' pirates wandering about. It be a small, but well run faire.

I did meet a beautiful maiden, named Lisa who crafts an interesting bodice, which I will be using on thar 2009 Hot Pirate Babe Calendar that I am currently working on. I always be keeping a weather eye out fer latest fashion to grace wenches.

Ship's Log: Sarasota Medieval Fair: 11-10-07

Damn me eyes,


This be the third week in me voyage to Florida, which be one of much bad omens. As I tried to attend thar Pirate Week in the Caymen Islands, but they didn't accept me, then I hooked up with the Saint Arrrgustine Pirate Gathering, but they cancelled 3 days before I left fer my voyage. So at last minute I applied to thar Sarasota Medieval Fair n' be accepted.

To my surprise I discovered it be a dry event - no rum or ale. Attendance be low n' sale be even lower, no plunder here. But I did get one beatiful assisant, Nikki, to pass the day by floggin' her n' teachin' her to sword fight, arrrr!

Ship's Log: Age of Chivalry: 10-12-07

Plentiful Treasures,


In the desert of Las Vegas, I seek fortune at the Age of Chivalry, one massive Renaissance faire of 50,000 folk in one weekend. This be one interesting fantasy faire with The Wild, Vikings, Belly Dancers, Gladiators, Scottish, Fairies, Queen & her court n' Pirates, arrrr!

I be one tired pyrate, doing a Moroccan Party, driving all night to do a 3 day faire which starts 10 in the morning n' last till 10 at night. This be me most profitable 3 day weekend fer my Dress Like a Pirate Photo Booth, but the dust did me in with a horrible cough. As alway I keep a weather eye fer Hot Pirate Babes.