When the tide be low, Tiger be forced to look fer plunder at thar Big Bear Renaissance Faire . Faire be great places to be bodice watchin', as treasured chest be everywhere ye look. Even the Royal Court of St. Katherine's took notice of me work n' commissioned me to craft a number of portraits of the royal court.
When picken' be slow, a desparate pyrate might even grab a wench from an puritian guild n' put her in iron. I flogged that thar repressed wench til she repented.